Further evidence of George’s complete departure from reality emerged at a meeting held at Shitty Hall for businesses concerned about his RESIDENT PARKING ZONE plans.

“Where do you expect my staff to park?” asked one Gloucester Road trader.

George – a man who clocks up an average of 1,000 air miles per ‘work-related’ trip in his job as Mayor – responded by BREEZILY suggesting that people should live nearer their work as “that’s what a sustainable city is.”

Good idea George. Shop workers can just buy a three bedroom house in St Andrew’s.

They’re a snip at only £450k a pop.