PHWOARR WOT A SCORCHER! NEW ‘BRISTOLIAN’ HITS THE STREETS

Bristolian #4.5After a few technical problems (it being boiling hot for a start) the latest issue of your favourite muckraking scandal sheet The Bristolian is now hitting the streets!

Packed full of stories, this edition features:

CUFF LOVE
Bristol City Council arms security guards with cop-style handcuffs to use on people visiting Phoenix Court ‘Customer Service Point’!

FERGUSON FAMILY FIND FUNDING – NOTHING FOR KNOWLE WEST
Mayor Fergo and his daughter find plenty of money for their linked pet schemes – but Knowle West community service has funding removed…

INHUMAN RESOURCES?
Budget slashers at Shitty Hall threaten overtime ban for workers

NOTHING VENTURED, NOTHING GAINED
The dirty blacklisting secrets of the rich bastards rinsing our city

COUNCIL FRAUDWATCH
A look at the leaky sieve that is the BCC accounts

£103 IS THE MAGIC NUMBER
We know what £103 means, you know what £103 means – but does it add up?

REDTROUSER RADAR
We continue to track the globetrotting antics of our lothario millionaire mayor – racking up the Air Miles on your money!

PLUS:

  • Sir Gus Hoyty-Toyty’s Cabinet Diary – the latest journal entries from Bristol’s village idiot
  • Plot 6 Thickens – the industrial wasteland they can’t give away
  • Mallett’s Mayor – we reveal Fergo’s showbiz chums
  • Hibaq To Basics – Lawrence Hill councillor’s very own sex scandal brews on
  • A Sick Racket – profiting from misery in Kingsdown RPZ

See the Distribution page for your local stockist – and if there isn’t one near you, let us know!

» DOWNLOAD: The BRISTOLIAN #4.5 – July 2013 (PDF)

3 thoughts on “PHWOARR WOT A SCORCHER! NEW ‘BRISTOLIAN’ HITS THE STREETS

  1. MungBean

    Hmmm, a bit disappointed in the Bristolian for tabloiding it down, re: Ms Jama’s personal life. It’s a bit irrelevant in the wider picture hey. Also inaccurate, so I think you need to check your sources for authenticity otherwise faith will be lost in your publication. (& no, I’m not a friend of hers!)

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    1. Jooohn Ag

      Hello MungBean – appreciate the comment, but this is just the sort of story The Bristolian has always run: a high-flying member of the local political classes who talks up their own achievements, but who has shit on a lot of people on their way up the greasy pole…

      As for ‘authenticity’ we are confident in our multiple sources. More to come soon!

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  2. Pipa

    First Muslim woman elected in Bristol with over 50% of the vote. Takes a lot more than the things you describe about her to make that happen. She is actually engaged to the guy you say she’s broken up with……..so I guess no invites for you guys…..lol check your sources!!!!!!!!

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