TORY TEA PARTY CAPTION COMPETITION

l-r: George Ferguson, Eric Pickles, David Cameron, Greg Clark and 'Lady Gaga' Yates (back to the picture)

Clockwise from redtrousered twat on left: Bristol Mayor George Ferguson, Communities & Local Government Secretary Eric Pickles, Prime Minister David Cameron, Minister of State Greg Clark and Bristol City Director ‘Lady Gaga’ Yates (back to the picture)

Web ExclusiveMayor Fergo of Red Trousers accompanied by his Chief Exec, Nicola ‘Lady Gaga’ Yates met the PM and Cabinet oddbods Pickles and Greg Clark yesterday.

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11 thoughts on “TORY TEA PARTY CAPTION COMPETITION

  1. Bloo-ditty

    Pickles: C’mon David, the table’s ready and in position. Get the bloody cream cracker on it and let’s start the contest

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  2. thebristolblogger

    ‘Pickles struggles to reply to the PM’s question, “Why is there a clown in my drawing room?”‘

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  3. Bristolfifer

    Cameron “He has died his hair”. Pickles “No, its not your pal Boris the clown, it’s the Bristol mayor”. Cameron “Where is Bristol?”. Ferguson “you mean where is Bristol to”.

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  4. Steve Virgin

    Pickles says “I’d advice you to say to him what he tells everyone in Bristol, Prime Minster.”

    Cameron – “What’s that then?”

    Pickles “I’m listening. Now fuck off”

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