Monthly Archives: January 2025

ONE TEA BAG A DAY

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“Can I have some more please?”

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A reader describes what they witnessed in the Gloucester Road branch of eco-luvvy “Better Foods”. A supermarket/cafe for posh cunts where ‘organic whole foods and drinks’ are sold at extortionate Waitrose-esque prices to Bishopston’s chattering classes by young hipster liberals.

When our source was in the shop reeling at the prices, a well-known Gloucester Road street person with mental/physical health issues came in and asked for a cup of tea. 

The reply was: “NO, you can only have ONE [free] cup a day!” – after which the street person shuffled out again looking dejected.

The liberal-greenie management that run Better Foods obviously resent the price of A SINGLE TEA BAG MORE than their “generous charity quota” of one a day going to the undeserving poor.

FIRE ‘PROOF’?

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Stafford Yard, Bedminster

Any Bemmy taking a casual stroll along Malago Road can plainly see flapping in the wind a paper thin sheet that reads fire ‘retardant’.

Grenfell Tower was clad by the local authority because posh twats in Notting Hill didn’t want to look out on something that resembled public housing. ‘Stafford Yard’ looks brick built but is in fact cladding! 

After only signing the ‘Grenfell Pledge’ under pressure it makes us wonder what other

Health & Safety short-cuts Dandara are taking.

Are they hoping that building on a floodplain will mitigate any fire risk?

WHEN IS A FACEBOOK POST NOT A FACEBOOK POST?

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Ashley’s new Green councillor Abdul “Dull” Malik caught the attention of Lord Mann, the government’s Witchfinder General for antisemitism, last year. A video on Ab-Dull’s Facebook page featured Hamas defending their October 7 attacks and calling Israel “a cancer that should be eradicated.”

The national Green Party jumped into action and a party spokesman apologised, explaining Ab-Dull was “unwittingly tagged into an offensive post that he assures us he did not publish”.

However, screenshots of this – now deleted – post circulating online show the video was posted on what appears to be Ab-Dull’s Facebook page. Shown the screenshot, the Green Party still  insist that Ab-Dull did not publish the post. No explanation for this eccentric interpretation of events has been provided by the party.

Are they just lying?

AMATEUR HOUR

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Expertly climbing up the arse of wealth and privilege.

Sniggers all round at “Tory” Tony Dyer’s first assignment in June as leader of the council – an arse-licking session with Business West at the grand temple of council overspend, the Bristol Beacon.

Spies tell us that Tory Tony accidentally referred to himself as ‘mayor’ twice!  He also told the local business crew he had “expertise in local government finances, housing, and urban planning.”

Areas he’s never worked in and has no qualifications in according to his thin public CV. 

Deluded amateur might be a better description.