Heady days at the Soho Agency – ‘a leading literary, theatrical and talent agency based in the heart of Soho, London’.

Joining an exciting roster of b-list celebrity TV talent including Dick Strawbridge, Sarah Beeny and Ben Fogle is none other than our old mucker the Reverend Lord Rees of Beacon Overspend.

The recently enobled ex-mayor and, er ‘keen snowboarder’, is for hire as an author and an expert.

Expert in what Soho Agency ain’t saying.