Huge sums of money dished out to ‘disappear’ WECA bosses by clown man regional mayor

It’s been a very busy time down at WECA for tasty payoffs and gagging orders. Since hapless clown man, Dan “The WECA Man” Norris, was elected in May 2021 there’s been the following exits:

June 2021: David Gibson, Director of Infrastructure exited with a pay off and gagging order;

September 2021: the Director of Governance exited with a pay off and gagging order;

February 2022: the Director of Finance exited with a pay off and gagging order. 

And let’s not forget Chief Executive, Patricia “Psycho” Greer disappeared in 2022 too. Later paid off in August 2023 with a £219,000 golden handshake with a gagging order in place.

Into 2024 and we’ve said goodbye to Rachel Musson, Director of Resources, with rumours of sex discrimination circulating. She exited with a pay off and gagging order.

Another Director of Infrastructure exited with a payoff and gagging order and Alex Holly, Director of HR exited with a payoff and gagging order.

The term ‘basketcase’ doesn’t do the Weca Man’s organisation justice.