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THE DEVIL RIDES OUT

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Devil Dan: quite partial to a bit of chattel slavery

Farewell, then, “Devil” Dan Tyndall, vicar of St Mary Redcliffe.

A sort of occultist in Christian drag, Devil Dan sold his sorry posh arse to the Merchant Venturers and the cult of Colston. Delivering mad sermons on demand in Bristol’s churches  celebrating a slave trader and mass murderer.  Until 2020 when the Church of England finally ordered a halt to the madness.

Devil Dan leaves behind a message listing his notable ‘wins’ in Bristol. Number one is, er, “a strapline and four key themes that really describe who SMR is”!

So much for spiritual wellbeing, the teachings of Christ and help for the poor. Corporate messaging is what mattered to Dan!

Good riddance.

THE REVEREND REVEREND REES?

The Reverend Rees is to become, er, the Reverend Rees. The BRISTOLIAN can exclusively reveal that Bristol mayor Marvin Rees is currently studying divinity part-time with a view to becoming an ordained Church of England priest at the end of his tenure as elected mayor of Bristol.

The Reverend is currently studying divinity with the Cambridge Theological Federation on a three year part time course. Prior to this, we’re told, Marvin held “lengthy and complex discussions” with Mike Hill, the Bishop of Bristol, “exploring his faith and how he could best serve God and the people of Bristol going forward”.

It’s well known that Marvin tries to only work four days a week for “work life balance” reasons, allegedly to spend time with his young family. However sources tell us that this is actually time set aside for his serious religious studies. He has also been studying during evenings and weekends.

Our source says that when Marvin finishes as mayor he will be seeking a parish in inner city Bristol to serve. Easton has been mentioned, as has the higher profile St Mary Redcliffe – adjacent to the high performing secondary school …