The latest news from inside FORTRESS WHITCHURCH is that troubled equine charity HorseWorld is to close its visitor centre in just over a month – on 27 February – despite a supposed ‘consultation exercise’ running until 24 February.
It comes on top of the sad news that today 28 REDUNDANCY NOTICES were issued to staff. Sources indicate that amongst those being primed for the chop is Animal Welfare Manager Jerry Watkins. That’s right: instead of acknowledging their terrible – and costly – business decisions and resigning themselves, the clique around MD Mark ‘Not That One’ Owen have decided to sack a bunch of already underpaid employees, including the one with the most professional experience of actually running an animal sanctuary!
If rumours are to be believed, cowardly Pinocchiowen sent Watkins his redundancy notice whilst he was away
on holiday representing his country as UK team captain at the Khartoum International Tent-Pegging Competition…
At this rate all that will be left of HorseWorld will be a paddock full of expensive, incompetent senior managers.