Bristol City cultural supremo KELLY THE ELEPHANT gets two pages in the Observer today to blow his trumpet about his Festival of Ideas. Close scrutiny should be given to his selection of venues – Arnolfini, Watershed, Spike Island…. Devoid of any proletarian footfall and clustered round ‘Harbourside’……… Not a sausage for the south, north or east of the city where it is seemingly impossible for the elephant to find either venues or people interested in ‘ideas’. Oh god I’m sure he’s looked.
The latest diktat from His Royal Georgeness himself in full:
Please find below the latest release from Bristol City Council issued today, Thursday 21 March 2013
Time to bite the bullet on residents’ parking
Following the success of three residents parking schemes in Bristol, which now enjoy strong support from most residents in the areas involved, Bristol’s Mayor, George Ferguson, is proposing to implement further schemes in 20 areas surrounding Bristol City Centre.
Subject to statutory consultation on sensitive designs to protect and enhance local neighbourhood and business environments, and in particular local retail, the Mayor aims to introduce residents parking in the following areas within the next eighteen months:
The aim is to deliver the schemes in this order:
Cotham North (CN) and Redland (RD)
Clifton East (CE) and Cliftonwood & Hotwells (CH)
Clifton Village (CV) and Clifton West (CW)
Bedminster East (BE) and Southville (SE)
St Andrews (SA), Montpelier (MR) and St Werburghs (SW)
Windmill Hill (WH), Bedminster West (BW), Ashton (AN) and Totterdown (TN)
Ashley Down (AD) and Bishopston (BN)
Schemes are already in place in Kingsdown, Redcliffe and Cotham. A scheme for Easton and St Philip’s has been developed and is currently subject to statutory consultation.
For the remaining schemes, the council will begin by fully involving local councillors and Neighbourhood Partnerships.
Community engagement will begin whilst the detailed designs are being produced. This will enable any issues that are specific to the community to be raised at an earlier stage and to feed into the design process.
Once the council has produced initial designs, statutory consultation will take place to ensure the right design for each area.
Close business engagement at an early stage aims to ensure that the schemes deliver for local high streets, based on the positive Kingsdown experience.
Mayor George Ferguson said: “There are clear local and transport benefits arising from residents’ parking schemes, and I am getting strong levels of demand from areas surrounding the city centre. The council helps local businesses to design sustainable travel plans for their staff, which leads to more people walking, cycling and using public transport.
This in turn has a positive effect – not least on bus fares which are currently subject to consultation and review. But also on reducing traffic congestion, which has a further beneficial effect on public transport reliability, and pedestrian and cycle safety. It is a virtuous circle that I have seen in many other cities who have bitten this particular bullet knowing that the end result is positive.”
Residents’ parking schemes resolve parking problems for residents and their visitors for less than £1 a week. They also increase the turnover of parking for shoppers on local High Streets.
The schemes operate flexible hours. These hours are 9am to 5pm in existing Bristol schemes, but are tailored to suit individual neighbourhoods. This approach is more sensitive than other cities which often operate 24/7 schemes. The important consideration for the Mayor is to ensure residents parking is protected, but there is maximum freedom of movement for visitors. The working hours only policy works well to stop commuters clogging the streets.
The Mayor continued: “The original hostility to residents’ parking has all but melted away in areas where schemes are on the ground and in the neighbouring areas. Meanwhile, the inconvenience suffered by those who need a scheme and do not have one is building, and I need to act decisively.
“Bristol’s first three schemes in Kingsdown, Cotham and Redcliffe have proved to be a success, despite local fears before they were implemented. Feedback received after the schemes were introduced confirms that they are popular with residents. Many shop owners cite ease of parking for their customers as a benefit to their local high streets.”
“I know I am bound to get some hostile letters and signing petitions, but I also know there are many quiet voices out there who want this issue to be resolved once and for all. I’ve asked for consultation in the areas where we are planning schemes, which will provide an opportunity for people to ask questions and make their views known.
“For many residents there is an urgent problem that needs solving. For many others, if we don’t work on schemes now, they’ll be badly affected further down the line. I’m not prepared to drag this out over several years.
“Just under half the residents of Kingsdown were strongly opposed to a scheme before it went in. Yet less than five per cent of comments received in the six month review after implementation were negative. The department still receives letters of thanks. Sometimes, it is right to trust professional and political judgement, however much it may hurt to admit it.”
“I am hoping for a constructive, rational and conclusive process.”
More information can be found on www.bristol.gov.uk/rps
Editors’ notes: All information on the schemes in Bristol and how they work are available on the website at www.bristol.gov.uk/rps. Updated pages featuring the map and details of the new schemes go live at 7am on Friday March 22.
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Myanmar what a palaver as emo MP goes for a burton in Burma
News is emerging that the pint-sized goth MP for Bristol East Kerry McCarthy had to conduct a high-level diplomatic meeting with Nobel Peace Prize winner Aung San Suu Kyi from low down in a hole in the ground somewhere in Myanmar after a DISASTROUS ACCIDENT (more details here).
The MP has subsequently complained that people “are more interested in me falling down a hole than me spending a historic day with Aung San Suu Kyi at her first party conference.”
Can’t imagine why that would be.
Bristol’s new overlord GEORGE FERGUSON has celebrated his favourite date in the calendar – International Women’s Day – with the announcement that the City Council is to splash out £18 million on new office space in a massive overhaul of its property portfolio which will cost £70 million.
The triple dip-defying move to 100 Temple Street near Temple Meads train station – as hinted at in the last issue of The Bristolian – is a bold strategy for the Mayor, who is slashing nearly 400 jobs, cutting the city budget by a tenth and raising Council Tax by just under 2%, yet comes at a high personal cost to His Redtrouserness according to insiders.
“The new premises on Temple Street fall within Lawrence Hill, which is the fifth most male ward in the city with only 48 percent of residents being women. Whilst it’s a marginal improvement on Council House, which falls within the 47.9% female Cabot ward, it’s certainly no Westbury, which weighs in at nearly 54% women,” reveals a source close to the SINGLETON MAYOR.
Fergo apparently spent several restless nights considering the options, pacing up and down the empty, echoing corridors of Shitty Hall in the dark like a RED-TROUSERED NAPOLEON, before deciding to bite the bullet and make the move to Redcliffe.
“We were so worried we even put a proposal to him to relocate the Mayor’s office to a special temporary annex at Badminton School,” says the source. “But selfless to the last, George insisted that we fork out half the amount we’re saving in budget cuts on a prestige office complex by a roundabout.”
The Council’s new site is currently home to global accountancy firm KPMG, with whom George’s interim Corporate Services Director Angie ‘Sacker’ Ridgwell has a long history. KPMG will be the second ‘Big Four’ auditor to be made homeless in Bristol over the past year, following the ouster of Ernst & Young from their Rupert Street offices to make way for the sparkly new Bridewell police station (refurbished at a cost of just £3.8 million).