Daddy? Why has Mrs Tumble got a Howard Jones haircut?

Much hilarity across the city as @Bristol launches a high profile rebrand under the cheerfully INANE GUIDANCE of its “Creative Director” Anna “Mrs Tumble” Starkey, formerly a big player at Cbeebies. 

Launching her finely crafted nonsense across the internet and airwaves with the assistance of a vacuous local PR firm, Mrs Tumble explained to a dumbfounded audience that our local science centre will now be known as “WE THE CURIOUS” and, apparently, will “be a leading player in the global drive to champion the value of curiosity for everyone”.

“We The Curious marks a new direction and intention to create a culture of curiosity,” rambled the Creative Director in a desperate effort to sound “creative” that left the general public and most of the city’s journalists scratching their heads, utterly BAMBOOZLED at what Mrs Tumble was intending to actually put in their museum.

A day later the project managed to descend further into FARCE when one curious member of the public wrote to Mrs Tumble asking how much her weird and highly personal rebrand was costing?

“As a charity, we have a duty to make sure our mission is as strong as possible and we felt in order to have a relevant and meaningful position it was worth putting some money towards. All of our costs are audited by our board of trustees and the audit committee, so we’ve been sure to make every penny count,” came the VAGUE and UNINFORMATIVE reply from a minion.

Is curiosity towards elitists and how much public money they’re spending the wrong kind of curiosity in this “global drive to champion the value of curiosity for everyone”? Indeed, Are We The Curious continuing that fine old-fashioned elitist tradition of entirely IGNORING the public while claiming to do the exact opposite?

Get your tickets now – We The Curious: leading players in vague answers to direct questions in the name of science.

7 thoughts on “THEM THE ELITISTS

  1. Noel west

    Actually it’s middle class arse holes like you we hate . We don’t care whether you’re black white male female or fucking Martian you will be the first against the wall!

  2. Fred Hampton

    Anon, this is the kind of bullshit that shows how shallow your politics is. Is that all you’ve got? No analysis, no facts, just lies. It is because the Bristolian isn’t racist or sexist that you have a problem. So why not just make it up after all you’ve got fuck all else to say.

  3. el scampio

    I’m still curious about how much this re-brand cost ”we the public”. I’m also curious as to why Anna Starkey still refuses to reveal financial details. Something to hide?

    Tick tock Anna, everybody gets caught in the end!

    1. The Bristol Blogger

      Cost is irrelevant when it comes to self-styled ‘creatives’ like Mrs Tumble and their amazing visions for the plebs.


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