HORSEWORLD: FAITH, HOPE IN CHARITY COMMISSION..?

Word reaches us that the ongoing saga of bizarre management decisions at much-loved equine charity HorseWorld continues apace, with sector regulator the CHARITY COMMISSION now in the midst of an investigation. We understand that a number of people have raised the alarm with the Com- mission over SHENANIGANS at the Whitchurch charity, whose well-paid managing […]

WORKERS REVOLT AGAINST HORSEWORLD BOSSES?

After having their ridiculous plan to sell off land to developers (who planned to build more than a hundred high-end houses on the site) turned down by BANES council, in February HorseWorld’s bosses threw a hissy fit and shuttered the charity’s visitor centre. Managing Director Mark ‘Not That One’ Owen and his team also started […]

HORSEWORLD MANAGEMENT DITCHES VISITOR CENTRE…

A sad day for HorseWorld today, with news coming in on what was meant to be the last day of a “consultation” into the options open to the Whitchurch equine charity to secure its financial future: it seems that the VISITOR CENTRE WILL DEFINITELY CLOSE this Friday 28th February. Sources tell us that embattled managing […]

HORSEWORLD LAWYERS REMOVE TANKS FROM BRISTOLIAN’S LAWN WHEN THEY REALISE THEY’RE SURROUNDED BY OUR ARTILLERY!

An interesting email popped into our inbox on Friday – from Burges Salmon, the solicitors acting on behalf of the ailing senior management regime at troubled equine charity HorseWorld. We’ll spare you too much commentary – but suffice to say that since their earlier attempts to silence The BRISTOLIAN behind our backs (by FALSELY CLAIMING […]

‘PINOCCHIOWEN’ MUST GO! LONG-SUFFERING HORSEWORLD STAFF THREATEN MUTINY OVER SPV BOSS MARK OWEN’S FAILURES

Angry workers at the Whitchurch equine charity HorseWorld are FIGHTING BACK against incompetent bosses, with large numbers joining unions to combat threatened job losses. It comes in the wake of the COLLAPSE in December of the financial house of cards built by Mark ‘Not That One’ Owen in December, when his ludicrous plan to demolish […]

PANTO HORSE GATE: HORSEWORLD BOSS’S ATTEMPT TO CENSOR CRITICS

In a SENSATIONAL development in the long-running HorseWorld financial mismanagement saga, bosses at the struggling charity have attempted to use legal threats to SILENCE critics – including your very own ‘Smiter’, The BRISTOLIAN! On Friday 14 February we received our very own Valentine’s message from our web hosts, who informed us that they’d received a […]

PINOCCHIOWEN TRIES TO SILENCE CRITICS OF HIS ‘REIGN OF ERROR’ AT HORSEWORLD – BRISTOL UNI CAVES IN TO THREATS?

What a curious development in the never-ending saga of management mishaps in the upper echelons of HorseWorld. On Monday the Bristol University newspaper Epigram published an article about recent events at HorseWorld on its website. It covered many of the allegations which The BRISTOLIAN first brought to public attention. By mid-morning on Tuesday, readers began […]

A READER WRITES: ODE TO HORSEWORLD CAPO DI TUTTI CAPI MARK OWEN…

A reader has submitted this poem, dedicated to HorseWorld boss Mark Owen… I know a man on 80 grand, A Black Audi he has too. He runs a Horse Rescue Charity, But he hasn’t got a clue. HorseWorld Managing Director Mark Owen, All the Charity donations he has been blowin’, All the money he has […]

HORSEWORLD BOSS PINOCCHIOWEN DIGS HIS HEELS IN & SENDS OUT REDUNDANCY NOTICES

The latest news from inside FORTRESS WHITCHURCH is that troubled equine charity HorseWorld is to close its visitor centre in just over a month – on 27 February – despite a supposed ‘consultation exercise’ running until 24 February. It comes on top of the sad news that today 28 REDUNDANCY NOTICES were issued to staff. […]

BLUE MONDAY: HORSEWORLD BOSS PINOCCHIOWEN BRIDLES AT CRITICISM

Troubled charity boss Mark ‘Not That One’ Owen is back from his LOVELY SKIING HOLIDAY today, and it seems that the pissed off Pinocchiowen has wasted no time in exercising those fabled management skills of his that have dug HorseWorld into its financial hole. Yes, now that he is back hard-working staff, who were left […]