Clockwise from redtrousered twat on left: Bristol Mayor George Ferguson, Communities & Local Government Secretary Eric Pickles, Prime Minister David Cameron, Minister of State Greg Clark and Bristol City Director ‘Lady Gaga’ Yates (back to the picture)
Mayor Fergo of Red Trousers accompanied by his Chief Exec, Nicola ‘Lady Gaga’ Yates met the PM and Cabinet oddbods Pickles and Greg Clark yesterday.
Pickles: C’mon David, the table’s ready and in position. Get the bloody cream cracker on it and let’s start the contest
‘Pickles struggles to reply to the PM’s question, “Why is there a clown in my drawing room?”‘
Pickles: Yes, honestly, she gets paid more than you do!
Anyone know how to decipher what’s written on that pad held by the bloke in the foreground?
Pickles: The guy with the red trousers says he wants to pay for three teas with bristol pounds ha ha ha
“I think ‘Prime Minister of Bristol’ has a nice ring to it, don’t you think Mr Cameron?”
Cameron “He has died his hair”. Pickles “No, its not your pal Boris the clown, it’s the Bristol mayor”. Cameron “Where is Bristol?”. Ferguson “you mean where is Bristol to”.
“I’ll eat you first, Prime Minister…”
Pickles says “I’d advice you to say to him what he tells everyone in Bristol, Prime Minster.”
Cameron – “What’s that then?”
Pickles “I’m listening. Now fuck off”