‘Happy’ Property-Guardians pose at Coombe EPH with Camelot ‘Guardian Manager’ Mark Hurley (left) and Paul Lloyd Camelot ‘Regional Director’ (second right) After a series of articles in The BRISTOLIAN and elsewhere uncovering the disgraceful and illegal conditions that Guardian-Tenants were living in Bristol City Council properties run by scam landlords CAMELOT, the so-called ‘security […]
YE DAMNED CHRONICLES OF SCAMALOT, BOOK TEN Verses 33-34: Attempts to bribe Guardians xxxiii. In recent days, a most righteous pressure has been placed on evil Property Guardian Company CAMELOT to much belatedly conform to Environmental Health regulations at ye properties they lease from Bristol City Council. But woe! This hath only led to scandalous […]
YE DAMNED CHRONICLES OF SCAMALOT, BOOK NINE Verse 32: The cursed list of defects at CAMELOT properties in Ye City of Bristol xxxii. THE BRISTOLIAN hath now visited all seven Bristol City Council owned properties run by ‘Property Guardian Company’ Scamalot that have between them more than 100 Guardian-Tenants, plus a variable number of Meridian […]
YE DAMNED CHRONICLES OF SCAMALOT, BOOK EIGHT Verses 29-31: Threats falsely depriving Guardians of their democratic rights xxix. Property Guardian Company CAMELOT’s ‘baron-serf’ feudal contract containeth the following ‘gagging’ clauses on its guardian/tenants: 10.22 The Guardian will not attempt to contact the owner. 10.23 The Guardian will not speak to the media about the owner, […]
YE DAMNED CHRONICLES OF SCAMALOT, BOOK SIX Verses 22-24: Collective Punishment xxii. Since the launch of ye court cases by Broomhill Guardian-Tenants to fight for their rights as tenants, vile Property Guardian Company CAMELOT hath issued rent increase notices to other Guardian-Tenants. These notices state that “because of the court cases, extra costs have been […]
YE DAMNED CHRONICLES OF SCAMALOT, BOOK SEVEN Verses 25-28: Ye Interns & Hackney Council xxv. It is written that in 2015 Hackney Borough Council in London kicked Property Guardian Company CAMELOT out of Hackney for nefarious deeds and most righteously terminated their contract: see in ye Guardian article https://www.theguardian.com/society/2015/dec/24/the-high-price-of-cheap-living-how-the-property-guardianship-dream-soured – or to quote from ye […]
YE DAMNED CHRONICLES OF SCAMALOT, BOOK FIVE Verses 17-21: Ye Sorcerer Coven of Empica and their labours xvii. The whistleblowing of Property Guardian Company CAMELOT’s neglect and intimidation, and their public exposure as money-grabbing slum lords, hath led it to employ a PR coven of dark side mages under the shunned name of Empica, a […]
YE DAMNED CHRONICLES OF SCAMALOT, BOOK FOUR Verses 13-16: Ye Disgruntled or Fraudulent Retainers of Scamalot xiii. It is written that odious Property Guardian Company CAMELOT hath a long roll of employees that they either ditched or who left of their own accord – many of these discharges occurring during their six month probationary period. […]
YE DAMNED CHRONICLES OF SCAMALOT, BOOK THREE Verses 10-12: How BCC and Scamalot Exploiteth Ye Loopholes in HSE Law x. It is written that Bristol City Council regulates the renting and use of private properties for ye purposes of Environmental Health. But in order to maintain independent EH regulation for public buildings, BCC properties must […]
YE DAMNED CHRONICLES OF SCAMALOT, BOOK TWO Verses 6-9: Deny, Ye Art Such A Liar 6. As has been written, it happened that Bristol City Council Environmental Health inspectors were dispatched to inspect Speedwell Fire Station, yet another council-owned building entrusted to ye accursed property guardian company CAMELOT. Herein the inspectors found plagues of rats […]