MELTDOWN “IN life you often have to spend money to make money,” guffed SIR GUS HOYTY TOYTY, Uncle George’s pale green footrest, as the former line cook turned finance expert explained to us last November why he was paying a yankee CORPORATE MARKETER with no knowledge of Bristol or green issues a cool £250k to […]
Looks like council Chief Exec NICOLA “LADY GAGA” YATES has been living up to her name. The BRISTOLIAN can EXCLUSIVELY reveal that over the last year the city council has gagged at least TWELVE departing members of staff, preventing them discussing any aspect of their employment with the council in exchange for CASH. The total […]
Looks like Mayor Fergo’s increasingly isolated and absurd Chief Exec NICOLA ‘LADY GAGA’ YATES has managed to piss of a lot of her staff who’ve been dispatched to ABU GHRAIB, her ugly new City Council headquarters on Temple Street. Now Gaga has announced that 155 of these staff, having been forcibly removed from the so-called […]
It’s farewell then to Workplace Programme Manager, GRAHAM SKINNER, Bristol City Council’s man responsible for arranging the big move to the £18m 100 Temple Street building. A move that will apparently save us millions and make all our services more efficient by ensuring that all council staff use the same branded coffee cups while not […]
Bristol City Council Chief Exec Nicola ‘Lady Gaga’ Yates wants to cut £90 million from what little remains of local services. But it’s not only the council that teeters on the BRINK OF BANKRUPTCY unable to provide basic services. Remember the ‘Private Finance Initiative’ – or PFI – deals that led to all our new […]
Mayor Fergo of Red Trousers accompanied by his Chief Exec, Nicola ‘Lady Gaga’ Yates met the PM and Cabinet oddbods Pickles and Greg Clark yesterday. Amusing captions welcome!
Yet more DECKCHAIR REARRANGING on the Titanic that is Bristol City Council’s Strategic Leadership Team, with the announcement that current interim Health & Social Care Director Alison Comley is to take on a ‘super ministry’ for ‘Neighbourhoods’, with incoming John Readman handling ‘People’. Two further permanent directors – for ‘Place’ and ‘Change’ – have yet […]
With the ink barely dry on her massive pay-off cheques (and gagging orders) to five of Bristol’s departing service directors, we can reveal that Mayor Fergo’s new City Director, Nicola ‘Lady Gaga’ Yates has brought her own TOWN HALL FAT CAT SCANDAL with her: she received her own secretive pay-off of £242,677 as “compensation for […]
A selection of reader-submitted artwork… MAYOR GEORGE FERGUSON ‘Georgie Boy’ by @guriben ‘Mayor Kuato’ by Durston Fletcher ‘I’ve Listened Now Fuck Off OK?’ by Paul Saville ‘Fergie Twat’ by Steve CITY DIRECTOR NICOLA YATES ‘Essence Of Gaga’ by @guriben COUNCILLOR BARBARA JANKE ‘Junket Janke’ by @guriben COUNCILLOR CHRISTIAN MARTIN ‘Christian Or Whatever’ by @guriben COUNCILLOR […]
October’s edition of The BRISTOLIAN is another PACKED ISSUE, featuring… » NEARLY £900k IN PAYOFFS TO CRAP COUNCIL BOSSES! Ex-Chief Executive and six Directors squeeze almost a million quid out of us » FAT CAT GAGA’S DOSH SENSATION! Second choice ‘City Director’ Nicola Yates’s well-funded departure from Hull » GARGAN GETS FEAR OVER INTERNET PROFILE […]