44 RICHMOND TERRACE: THE MONEY WASTING BEGINS

Ho, ho! News coming in that EVICTION PAPERS have been served on 44 Richmond Terrace, fast on the heels of news that Paul “Wolfie” Smith has been appointed Marvin’s “HOUSING CZAR”. (We suggest he avoids the Counts Louse basement with a title like that). So our loopy housing director with the extraordinarily fragile ego and […]

ANTHONY PALMER UPDATE: COUNCIL IN THE SHIT?

Anthony Palmer and his 18 month old son have been dumped by Bristol City Council in a revolting, cockroach infested hostel run by a notorious local slum landlord firm, Connolly & Callaghan. Since 20 April Anthony and his son have been supporting the occupation of 44 Richmond Terrace, Avonmouth – the former council home sold […]

A LETTER TO THE HOUSING BOSS:

An open invitation for Bristol City Council housing boss, Nick “DROOPER” Hooper to confirm in writing that he’s happy at the conditions Anthony Palmer and his son are currently living in. Also an invitation to Drooper to identify the non-existent bits of housing law his department are quoting: From: steven norman <s-norman123@hotmail.co.uk> Sent: 30 April […]

DROOPER PLAYS THE FERRET SHIT GAMBIT

While homelessness in the city has increased by 40 PER CENT in a year and the housing crisis grips tighter, the council’s useless Tory boy housing boss, NICK “DROOPER” HOOPER seems to have found himself far more important things to do than deal with these … Such as setting up a, er, SPY NETWORK to […]

HOMELESS NEWS

Mayor Wanker’s Tory boy housing boss, Nick “DROOPER” Hooper is threatening to EVICT homeless people living in parks in tents because they’re “a nuisance that attracts anti-social behaviour.” No doubt they also ruin the view when this SUPERANNUATED HOUSING PONCE looks out of the window of his Clifton pile? Instead, the man handsomely paid to […]

HI HO, HI HO IT’S OFF TO THE OMBUDSMAN WE GO …

Opening salvo against that scabrous little Tory shit, housing boss, Hooper … From: s-norman123@hotmail.co.uk To: faircomment@bristol.gov.uk CC: wayne.harvey@bristol.gov.uk; matthew.melias@bristol.gov.uk; sw1ne2001@yahoo.co.uk Subject: RE: FORMAL COMPLAINT Date: Tue, 23 Dec 2014 10:14:48 +0000 On December 17 I received a letter, ‘Re: report of anti-social behaviour’ from Nick Hooper, Service Director, Housing Solutions and Crime Reduction. A copy […]

POSH DROOPER’S ASBO FLOP

A thick smog of hopelessness, crisis and meltdown drifts aimlessly through the air at Bristol City Council these days. We now discover that useless posh twit housing boss Nick “DROOPER” Hooper is threatening local residents in Bristol with LEGAL ACTION for, er … Delivering a letter to their councillor! The posh underperforming middle management buffon […]

THE BRISTOL BLOGGER’S ELECTION WATCH: INTRO

Right. Here’s my election intro’. Apologies for any errors but I can’t be arsed with doing too much research so I’ve just cobbled this together from the list of candidates and relied on my general knowledge. Please post any corrections to the comments. I’ve no idea about majorities, swings and all the statistical stuff because […]

OH SHIT! NOW IT’S HIT THE FAN …

Oh no! It looks like the gypsy community have just poured a large bucket of shit over the heads of council housing director, Nick “No” Hooper, Mayor Fergo, his glamorous assistant, Zoe Sear and council legal boss Liam “Malfoy” Nevin. Alas, promises from No Hooper that Thursday’s High Court hearing would sort out the ongoing […]